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I don't buy a toy thinking about how much the kid will like playing with it I buy it based on how much it will hurt when I eventually step on it in the dark

I don't buy a toy thinking about how much the kid will like playing with it I buy it based on how much it will hurt when I eventually step on it in the dark
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You're going to discover that conversations are best at 4am the heavier the eyelids the more sincere the words

You're going to discover that conversations are best at 4am the heavier the eyelids the more sincere the words

21 Witty Quotes from Garrison Keillor

21 Witty Quotes from Garrison Keillor

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