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We share 7 of Sue Sylvester's best lines on Glee on Jane Lynch's birthday

The only part that I care about on 'Glee' was the outrageous, brazenly hilarious one-liners and put-downs dished out by Jane Lynch's sharp-witted cheerleading-coach character, Sue Sylvester.

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1. "I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness." -Sue on the correlation between procreation and personal weakness

2. "I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office." -Sue on the importance of personal hygiene

3. " This year, I got myself a bit of an eye lift. And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them." -What Sue thought about crying in episode Mattress

4. "So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful." - Sue doesn't like the Glee club

5. "Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth-breathers [the club Glee], it comes back stronger than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain." -Sue clearly doesn't like the Glee club

 

Sue Sylvester VS Mr. Schuester

Sue Sylvester VS Mr. Schuester
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6. "I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting."

7. "Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting, racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living in the bayou."

8. "I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves that live in your hair."

9. "I'm reasonably confident you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian."

10. "I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night, I will steal (it) away into your house and punch you in the face."

 

Megalomania:

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11. "I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? people should know who I am." -Sue, on being universally recognized

 

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