If this car happened to be yours I apologize for the confusion I am not in love with you

If this car happened to be yours I apologize for the confusion I am not in love with you
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The greatest danger could be your stupidity

The greatest danger could be your stupidity
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There are three kinds of people

There are three kinds of people
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When you forget someone's name say what was your name again they'll respond with

When you forget someone's name say what was your name again they'll respond with
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I thought they said rum

I thought they said rum
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Motivation doesn't last well neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily

Motivation doesn't last well neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily
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Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it

Common sense is like deodorant the people who need it most never use it
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Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
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Anti-pick-up lines

Anti-pick-up lines
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Wait until I tell you about my day it was a hoot

Wait until I tell you about my day it was a hoot
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