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My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol

My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol
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What whiskey will not cure there is no cure for

What whiskey will not cure there is no cure for
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There's a chance this is vodka

There's a chance this is vodka
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Helping ugly people have sex since 1864

Helping ugly people have sex since 1864
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Don't drink a car under the influence of alcohol

Don't drink a car under the influence of alcohol
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I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution

I don't want to get technical or anything but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution
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Trust me you can dance vodka

Trust me you can dance vodka
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I doubt vodka is the answer but it's worth a shot.

Alcohol may not solve your problems but neither will water or milk

Alcohol may not solve your problems but neither will water or milk
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If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love

If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love
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Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question

Alcohol is not the answer it just makes you forget the question
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I like to think that the universe brought us together for a reason that we're supposed to help each other grow into the people we were always meant to become

I like to think that the universe brought us together for a reason that we're supposed to help each other grow into the people we were always meant to become

And I'd choose you in a hundred lifetimes in a hundred worlds in any version of reality I'd find you and I'd choose you

And I'd choose you in a hundred lifetimes in a hundred worlds in any version of reality I'd find you and I'd choose you

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