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I'm please you are one year closer to death

I'm please you are one year closer to death
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I think we should see other people

I think we should see other people
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Are you hungry yes you are do you want to eat healthy no you don't

Are you hungry yes you are do you want to eat healthy no you don't
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I'm glad you were the strongest sperm

I'm glad you were the strongest sperm
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Sorry for being fabulous

Sorry for being fabulous
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I'm sorry I'm a grumpy bitch

I'm sorry I'm a grumpy bitch
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Thanks for tolerating me

Thanks for tolerating me
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake

I love you like a fat kid loves cake
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Touch my cake and I will cut you

Touch my cake and I will cut you
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Let someone love you just the way you are as flawed as you might be as unattractive as you sometimes feel and as unaccomplished as you think you are

Let someone love you just the way you are as flawed as you might be as unattractive as you sometimes feel and as unaccomplished as you think you are

Guard your time fiercely be generous with it but be intentional about it

Guard your time fiercely be generous with it but be intentional about it

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