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Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply

Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply
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If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh-t.

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And I'd choose you in a hundred lifetimes in a hundred worlds in any version of reality I'd find you and I'd choose you

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Close some doors not because of pride incapacity or arrogance but simply because they no longer lead somewhere

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