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Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply

Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply
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If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh-t.

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In the end only three things matter how much you loved how gently you lived and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you

In the end only three things matter how much you loved how gently you lived and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you

I like to think that the universe brought us together for a reason that we're supposed to help each other grow into the people we were always meant to become

I like to think that the universe brought us together for a reason that we're supposed to help each other grow into the people we were always meant to become

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