The man's guide to love and lasting relationships

1. Find a woman who makes you laugh.
2. Find a woman who has a job and loves housework
3. Find a woman who is honest.
4. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot.
5. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom.
6. Most of all. it is very imporant that these five women never meet!
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